Request any fic of mine and I will provide you with a commentary/annotations, like a DVD extra.
(bonus: any rp or rp narrative.)

Give me a story I never wrote ( crack!AUs, crossovers, etc. totally a GO! ), and I'll give you a line from it.

I fucking loathe trying to title things. Also, summaries. Although the latter can wait longer.

I went to the Garath Eddings school of titling things :| and 'boning: a history' will not work here either, alas.

You know, there really isn't a lot different between RP narratives involving NPCs that I'm driving on my own and writing fanfiction (or my own stories). But I can throw together a narrative I'm really pleased with in short order, and it takes me weeks to write a whole page that I'm willing to not delete straight off with sections I actually quite ( Read more... )

Ask me a question about one of my stories. It can be absolutely anything in any story. Whatever you ask, I will attempt to answer truthfully. You may ask about fic I've written, fic I've promised to write, WIPs, anything you'd like.

[04:57] Slarti: I'd have probably thought of something involving horrible rain-based jokes.
[04:58] ProfDelvier: hahahaha
[04:58] ProfDelvier: 'Rake' was suggested
[04:58] ProfDelvier: apt, but too much like his real surname :(
[04:58] Slarti: I think it'd be funny to see him try to seriously pass himself off as "Ethan Storm", complete with Macho Man ( Read more... )

I fail at stuff! But other things are awesome. Also, it is FUCKING COLD in here, FYI. It's so cold my hands hurt ;_ ( Read more... )

Check my fandoms, my favorite characters, the pairings I like the most, my kinks, my fictional crushes, anything. Now, in a friendly and possibly teasing way, point out the obvious and not so obvious trends or fetishes you see in my tastes. Maybe I'm nuts for all vampire stories, or have a thing for men who smoke, or I'm fond of the antiheroes, or ( Read more... )

Give to me a character that you know I've written, and IN RETURN YOU WILL GET:

• What initially prompted me to like the character enough to write about him/her.
• One of his/her best traits.
• One of his/her worst traits.
• How easy/difficult I find it to write the character.
• The story/thread/chapter/post/paragraph/tag/phrase where I feel that I truly captured ( Read more... )

Give me one of my own stories and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.RP dudes, FEEL FREE to choose like...AU narratives or RP ( Read more... )